Fitness Nutrition

10 Stages of Being on a Diet

Coming next 10 minutes you have no problems okay just laugh with me whatever it’s a girl superwoman and I’m good at a lot of things grandma math but I’m not good at being a consistently fit person cuz I’m fit for like 10 out of the 365 days in the year which is like 40% I mean to be tried as much gooder than 0% but not right now usually turned these 10 days I’m on a diet let me rub my bucket now view the 10 stages of diet grief due to stage 1 this is an L stage 1 conception now I like to pretend like my guilt is a cup inside of me that is slowly filling and I can ignore for a really long time but eventually it will start overflowing and the tipping point using a little something like this know what starting right now I’m gonna be just like her aka seeing the hot person and realizing that hot person is not me it does not make me feel good and then that moment I am convinced that you know it’s probably pretty easy to be like that person which leads me to stage 2 preparation so I’ve decided to go on a diet do I take baby steps do I ease myself in know how I did this died with a bang like I’m some sort of person with strong self control which is false grocery shopping like like hall you know that Cardinal spinach is gonna expire 90 seconds after you put it in the fridge who you play just buying clothes that I know are too small for me because there fits for a shin like y’all they don’t fit me yet but they will in the near future hi I’ll take these eight crop tops okay this was a kid sighs perfect oh and I’ll take these booty shorts too and to be clear I’m not talking about like a healthy or rational day no no no count on me to make the worst choices this diet sounds so easy it says you can only eat raw onions okay but it says I can eat all the raw onions I want I’ll literally never be hungry to be fair if it’s in a book it’s true and magazines are just shiny books stage-three broadcast what’s the point of being on a diet if you don’t tell everyone about it yeah again sorry I can’t I said sorry I can I’m on a diet I mean if you don’t tweet about being on a diet will you even lose any calories so you start your diet like some sort of brave courageous person you’re basically a warrior okay a warrior who already thrilled rude rude no warrior that will hit Stage four very clear stage for denial in the beginning stages of a diet your willpower is like a honey like yo it’s been thirty minutes and this is chill is that this is gonna be so he’s just a walk in a park this diet and not even like a cringe part like a really nice Pleasant clean park with zero pervy uncles I’m gonna per be uncle free clean Park accept your line this is actually horrible it’s not clean at all very dangerous and looks at the pervy uncle there for me I’ll go there what am I talking about again okay you’re hungry but you’re but you’re in but you’re in denial what good is good you want some oh is it made of pure raw onions and or purified air no then no I don’t want to take my cleanse system besides I don’t even miss ice onions are my ice cream now take this hello yeah this is she which leads dual stage 510 / eventually your diet will start to crush your spirit and soul it’s kind of like being possessed actually you don’t know it’s worse than being possessed I know possessed and hungry yeah at least Emily Rose got eat like spiders and humans are left as a result you’ll probably get judgmental and slightly angry dude you okay yeah my iPod isn’t working oh you’re losing your mind just eat some damn food never you’re just jealous okay because your skin does look as fresh and sexy as mine oh yeah my body is a temple I can’t be like you eating that filth Lee your breath smells terrible your breath smells like calories um what sounds like Steve six right now now you are hating yourself for making this stupid decision like why would you volunteer Lee give up delicious food Berta and so you become jealous of everyone else who is still happy that makes happy choices and jealousy brings out the worst and the creepiest in people do you mind if I like watch you eat that burger uh sure really okay let me just listen music do my father smell your hell I’d rather you not Jesus is that double cheese we stopped when you burp into this jar by please please what everything for the sake of my pride I’m just gonna fast forward two stages 79 until you finally arrive at stage 10 the cracking point wow you were great The Onion’s really do work Oh nah girl I stopped that day yeah I was too hungry I’m just gonna make better choices from now on I’m glad oh you dropped something what so yo aka don’t do this to yourself be happy be healthy make smart choices love you gotta be a god yeah yo if you liked that video give it a big thumbs up and check out my last videos right over there like honestly you just watch this one might as well watch another one what are you doing second vlog channels right over there if you’ve never seen it before give it a chance and make sure 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